The Cynical Excess

Pre Script: Mr Posh and S.K are considering themselves for the nobel prize as they have cracked
Da "BICHI" code maybe they should consider re-considering it.
Now coming back to life.
"Mother Fucker" has developed a liking for his name and seemed rather elated about it....... the rest is history well except for one thing........ the character i totally forgot to mention who was present amongst us in the dim lit hookah dungeon. He was there sneering at Mr Posh's "un"refined cheesy cracks, enjoying free sips of the holy piss, gawking at Snow White's lady lumps, speaking less enjoying more. The character however was unaware of my presence "The Cynical Excess" (thats what i've decided to call myself by the way). The character is no other than our beloved "Smelly Belly". Now,Smelly Belly didn't see this coming did he.

Smelly Belly though an ingenuity of Mr Posh has caused quite a remarkable entry in our friends circle.
Now coming back to other thing i have decided to call myself "The Cynical Excess" as i am a highly sarcastic author, i spare no one (not even Smelly Belly), The excess of cynic has eventually led on to "the cynical excess."

Emraan Hashmi found his solace today at Southie city where "Kalo Jaam" plays the host of spirits.

Leggy Lamba is probably on her flight to Singapore, by this time she has probably bored the entire flight to sleep.

Leggy Lamba claims she is going to represent Indian Fashion in Singapore though my mind tells me she is going to represent Indian Nudity. I hope she makes India proud.

P.S Got an important piece of advice from Mr Posh will keep that in mind.

The Ressurection

The Sleeper has awakened.The concealed nomenclature used in the previous posts turned out to be a huge faliure as easily deciphered by the SK. My blogs henceforth would be as complicated as The Da "bichi" Code. With this note let the writings begin.
Today was a great day. It was lavish, extravagant,expensive but free!!!

The delicacies were cliched but embraced with a fat price tag which made it even more delicious!!!

The menus consisted of the holy piss, moronic baby corns, and more holy piss ( this menu however was only at the "The dim lighted hookah dungeon" more was to come to entertain the gluttony.....

Mr Posh with all his refined taste for the better things in life suggested some really bizarre dish which he claimed was absolutely mouth watering, the others thought it was worth spitting!!!

"Mother Fucker" was almost cracking up at everything including those normal conversations which didn't include a speck of humour, i think he is trying to give Navjot Singh Chodhu a run for his money.

Emraan Hashmi has had a fall from grace and was stunned with a swollen tentacle, i guess i now do understand the nomenclature behind his prized weapon of self destruction.

Snow white was her usual self quiet and pacific, and more so as she didn't decide to uplift her spirits. Maybe she is waiting for Prince Charming to wake her up from her sleep, us dwarves can only wait and watch.

Gundi MindSwings seemed happy as her of magic of the smiling gandhi kept us all smiling and laughing.

Leggy Lamba joined us later with her usual dosage of moodswings she left us pondering with the question "how long does a girl have her periods for???"

apart from the fictitous story above all in all had a good time with friends today. ciao.!!!

The Scorpion King

The post will be about one of my "not so near" but extremely dear friend The Scorpion King. His unfathomable device which is his mind and his prime weapon of creating his own world and living every moment in it with perfect solitude would leave the great Gautam Buddha incredulous about his enlightenment. I mean creating an obsession, a habit, an addictive world which is devoid from the harsh methods of this world such as pain, anguish and all those feelings which only mere mortals have is something I appreciate but at the same time hate. The Scorpion King however remains unmoved by the suggestion of his friends. But this is what i like about the guy, his freedom, his solitude he is best when he is left alone. Birds always look better when they fly. So i have never interfered in The Scorpion kings life. He was meant to be free and i never wanted to see him in a cage. The Scorpion King however should not be mistaken as a stoic, heartless monster, the guy has a heart and i have enjoyed every bit of the friendship he has showered on me, in his own strange way The Scorpion King has always been there for me for which i shall be ever indebted. The Scorpion King however also has another deadly weapon his poisonous tail which many people say to be his verbal instincts. I believe his weapon can bring people closer to him, love him and can also make people want to kick his balls. However The Scorpion King wants to avoid the last situation so stings only when mandatory. As always i have to come to an abrupt end cause i fuckin dont know how to finish a blog.

P.S- I haven't articulately written about my relationship with The Scorpion King as i believe somethings are better felt than read.

The Moyorcycle diaries

My family, my legacy, my pride. In this blog, article, i would like to share my passion for the piston. A true bike and car enthusiast. I have been born in such a family where petrol runs in the veins rather than blood. My grandfather a rally champion owner of a Mercedes, Audi, Volkswagen and the icing on the cake a BSA 650cc bike!!!!! My dad owner of a Honda CBR 600 a Yamaha YZ 350 and a Bullet. The sad part though is i am cursed with a bike by the name Discover 100, recession???? oh yeah!!!!! You see due to financial restraints i have to ride this sorry excuse for a motorcycle. But i love her okay she might not be the babe you go about flaunting to your friends but she is most definitely my companion in the bad times and you know those people are always special. I hate it when people ask why didn't you buy a better bike???? I mean what kind of a question is that??? Well let me tell you its the same reason as to why your dad has been gifting you toy ferraris on your birthday till now, takes you out to china town for dinner claiming thats its really fancy and when he was young he didn't have enough money to drool at the menu hung outside, takes you out for window shopping saying that its "shopping without spending" yes money matters and you should keep that in mind before asking or commenting like you are Siddharth Mallya.
However many of you might think i've had a fall from grace, yes true!!! But i want to build up my own biking life, my own dreams which is not financed by anyone else but myself. The road ahead might be bumpy and preacrious and my bike can be nicknamed "the snail" but as we all know the slow and steady already won the race i just have to follow the turtles footsteps. Untill later!!!!

Introductory Session

To start with iam new to this whole blogspot thing, i recently got inspired by my one of my friends to initiate this. Iam no writer no thinker, i just thought this would be a good medium to express my thoughts, though the question remains to whom? Well lets just see how this works out if it doesn"t blogspot can go to hell . About me, im the worm in your intestine that sucks you off your nutrition, im the shit that refuses to go down your crevice or even it does it causes you piles. No im not that bad but im one stubborn, arrogant, pig headed guy who just won't sway from his path. A few people have made me into this creature iam today and i love myself and thank them for shaping me. Emotionless. heartless, feelingless iam not but i do have the capabilty to refrain myself from such futility. Been in love then got ditched, had my share of luxury but then was greeted with poverty, Trusted my friends but then got defrauded, it all happened iv experienced the good and the bad times, the sour and the sweet and to be honest i've accepted both gleefully. The fact of the matter is i can go on writing about myself but ive to come to an abrupt end to stop boring myself. See you soon.

P.S- The blog will be kept simple no need to sit with a dictionary as i myself am a man with less vocab but i promise to update you people about my life as soon as i get an opportunity, pictures and more coming soon. Adios.